“First Sergeant Lipton? Your honorable discharge as an enlisted man… and your battlefield commission as a second lieutenant. Congratulations.”
Going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.8 seconds.
“First Sergeant Lipton? Your honorable discharge as an enlisted man… and your battlefield commission as a second lieutenant. Congratulations.”
the style clash here is so deeply aesthetically upsetting the blunt realisation that fat and colourful pete the cat coexists in the same universe as geoffrey rush’s captain barbossa is giving me vertigo
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[matt murdock voice] i do a backflip every single day of my life, foggy